Dungeons and dragons magic 8 ball answers?

I am going to be streaming Dungeons and Dragons on twitch and want to add a magic 8 ball widget to my stream for my viewers to interact with.  I would like to add custom answers that are D&D themed , but I personally am not that creative.  Would appriciate possible  yes/no/maybe type answers I can add.   The few I came up with: 

Yes: Yer, ye must have the lucky trait

No:  Oof you’re lucky that nat 1 didn’t kill ye,

Maybe: Only if the DM is in a good mood.  Do ye feel lucky

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