Finish this sentence-I’m as nervous as a….(make it funny)?

I am writing a speech and having a brain ƒᴀʀт, i cant think of anything funny to end the sentence with…so give me something funny keep in mind i am writing this speech for a woman…who ever makes me laugh the hardest gets best answer…..Oh and make it original…i don’t want a common known joke or anything that came from a comedian

21 Answers

  • more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

    more nervous than a whore in a church

    more nervous than a fox at a hound convention

    more nervous than a prize turkey in November

    more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over

    more nervous than a vιʀԍιɴ at a prison rodeo

    more nervous than a deer on a firing range

    more nervous than a pig in a bacon factory

    Source(s): I think the funnies is the comb-over one 🙂
  • I’m as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

  • I’m as nervous as a cat at a dog show!

  • More nervous than a cat on a hot tin roof

  • I’m as nervous as a potato chip on Super Bowl Sunday!

    (I know it’s not that funny!)

  • As nervous as Anne Frank practicing the tuba.

  • Am as nervous as a nun at a penguin shoot!

  • Mike Tyson in a spelling bee.

  • Nervous as Geo. W. Bush 2 days before his Mensa testing.

  • More nervous than a female vιʀԍιɴ at a Super bowl Party.

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