How do I put myself into a coma without killing myself and without permanent brain damage?

My life ꜱᴜcκs, and I would commit suicide, but I think I might want to wake up later, I don’t really want to die. I have a roommate, so they would find me within the hour and get me to a hospital, but I don’t want the hospital to be able to wake me up for like a month.

Lol, I don’t want to die. I want to go to sleep for like a month.

To all you idiots incapable of literacy, I didn’t ask how to improve my current circumstances, I asked how to induce a coma.

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  • I really don’t like “positive” fakers like you guys. I think some of you guys who are trying “to be positive” are actually not helping, but instead judging the person, like she who and Biofreak. Commenting here and bluntly telling someone they need help or see a pro or don’t waste your life bla bla is not really helpful either, cuz its also people like you who cause/add to problems… I know this because I am like that coma guy…only suicidal and I have met a bunch of ******* exactly like you, who really don’t know anything about REAL life.

    If you too stupid to notice that you also cause problems for others, that isn’t my fault. Just cuz your life is peachy and fine, doesn’t mean **** for the rest of us who feel like that person. Next time please think things through before you react so someone’s questions.

    PS: You all can say F you or whatever, that still doesn’t change the fact that you’re a judgemental waste of time. If things like this bother you so much for you to respond to the person so pathetically, then, don’t reply to the person at all and try to show that you care in your own way. Bottom line is you are not helping! And regardless of how old these post are, idiots like you forgot that whatever you post online is made public -.-

    Now as for the induction of coma onto oneself…technically there are no “un-damaging” ways to induce coma to yourself. Wither it’s drugs, poison, a concussion, car accident, whatever trama to the brain…regardless, the brain will be damage to an extent.

    Take a drug every time you wake up. That is funny, but it doesn’t work that way…. There is always someone there to bother your process and it’s better if you tell the person to smoke “weed” cuz it gives to almost the same effect eventually.

    A vacation…that’s nice too, but which one of you will pay for it for the person? It’s obvious the person doesn’t have funding, or they would never ask this in the first place.

    As for me…I more stay to myself….and draw, but it does get lonely and people are always going to say something about you behind your back, regardless… So recently I’ve been researching on poisons and I have been looking for a particular drug that can perform something like a coma/death…

    It’s said that when you take it, your heart rate lowers and anybody who test you out, can’t tell if you’re dead or in a coma…Course Paraylsis may occur too which is not something to look forward to neither… This is a difficult drug to find. I know a particular sɴᴀκᴇᴅ has is…but I’m not that interested in being bitten by a sɴᴀκᴇᴅ right now.

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    My life ꜱᴜcκs, and I would commit suicide, but I think I might want to wake up later, I don't really want to die. I have a roommate, so they would find me within the hour and get me to a hospital, but I don't want the hospital to be able to wake me up for like a month.

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    Maybe, but I wouldn’t risk it. Someone goes into a coma because either their brain or body has suffered serious damage, and there is no guarantee you will regain consciousness. Why would you want to go into a coma anyway? You can suffer a lot of medical complications from pneumonia to bedsores. Not fun stuff!

  • man, I know what your going through, I think just about all of us has been at that point lol. You just have to know that things will get better. Take a break from the stressfull things that are bothering you, take a vacation or something. There are many other ways then risking your health trying to induce a coma. Just think of all the life you could be missing out on! Just give it some time. Hope everything works out for the best!

  • Lol a lot of people lives ꜱᴜcκ man you’re not the only one I wish I was a kid again and supposedly it’s a crime look up how comas are triggered right now I wish I was in a coma. I’d rather live in a fantasy dream world than this harsh world I’ll actually enjoy it.

  • I was just looking up how to put myself in a coma. It looks like killing myself is the answer.

  • There is no way to give yourself a coma without a 75% chance of death or permanent brain damage. Just take one dose of sleeping pills, then take another as soon as you wake up. COntinue this for a month.

  • A coma is not the answer. if I were you(which I`m not), I`d drop out of site for awhile.take a long vacation. Get away, hike across the country, go exploring. Take only the essentials that you need & (maybe a passport). Then live off the land or friendly people that you meet along the way. Also don`t forget to take a camera & a journal, (write a book).

  • Did you find a way? I need it myself.

  • I dont feel like you need to judge this person, if they want to put them selves in a coma dont judge, there is a lot of pain in this world and a lot of us need a break from it!!

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