I know they didn't call it "laser vision" in The Bible, they referred to it as something else. But I know there are at least 3-4 instances where Jesus used "lasers" from his eyes to do things like cook fish, cut down trees and boil water. Do you know exactly how many times this is referenced in The Bible and what books this is mentioned in?
i didnt in the bible but i did everyonce in awhile
mostly to light things on fire
sometimes i didnt have a torch around so
i had to use it to lite my joint
...i was going through a rough patch
16 and 3/4
Only one reference I am aware of:
The Vision on the Island of Patmos
"And I turned to see the voice that was speaking with me. And having turned, I saw seven golden lampstands; and in the middle of the lampstands one like the Son of Man, clothed in a robe reaching to the feet, and girded across Hisʙʀᴇᴀsт with a golden girdle. And His head and His hair were white like wool, like snow; and His eyes were like a flame of fire; and His feet were like burnished bronze, when it had been caused to glow in a furnace, and His voice was like the sound of many waters. And in His right hand He held seven stars, and out of His mouth came a sharp two-edged sword; and His face was like the sun shining in its strength. And when I saw Him, I fell at His feet as a dead man. And He laid His right hand upon me, saying, 'Do not be afraid; I am the first and the last, and the living One; and I was dead, and behold, I am alive forevermore, and I have the keys of death and of Hades." (Revelation 1:12-18).
He only used it until the third time it went into the shop for repairs. Then he switched to Betamax.
He gave Pilate a hot foot from his perch on the cross.
What Bible are you reading? It never happened.
Jesus Christ is incompetence nailed to a tree.....
When he looked into your cold black soul!!!