How to blow square breaths?

well i want to blow up a balloon but i want it to be square. does anyone know how to blow square breaths? like is there a certain technique or is it just something you are born with?

4 Answers

  • First you must stretch the balloon on each side. Then pinch the balloon at 90 degrees from where you started and stretch it in that direction, so you now have then stretched the balloon in four places. Make sure you eat a square meal prior to inhaling. Get a square tube or fold up a used toilet paper tube into a square cross section and blow through it into the balloon.

  • what ?????? you can’t blow square breaths… that is just ridiculous

  • FINALLY! someone had the guts to ask this question!

  • its magic

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