cнιcκen mcnugget, yummy yummy
cнιcκen mcnugget, in my tummy.
good when hot, good when cold
the best food ever sold.
going to mcdonalds for some food,
already know what to choose.
cнιcκen mcnuggets and some fries,
listening to my stomach’s cries.
can’t wait to eat my cнιcκen mcnugget,
with some ketchup I’M LOVIN IT.
hahaha i’m a vegetarian.
How I love you
How I adore you.
I drive to the Mcdonalds
on south George Street
Only to hope I recieve
a tastey ᑕнιcκen Treat
ᑕнιcκen McNuggets Are good
ᑕнιcκen McNuggets are Great
I love eating McNuggets
It has to be fate.
If there were no McNuggets
At the fast food place
I’d run around like a lunatic
at a very fast pace.
is food from god
help ruin your nice bod.
lol… Yeah. I was bored….
It’s ᑕнιcκen McNugget time,
It’s ᑕнιcκen McNugget time!
Oh cнιcκen McNuggets how I love you
Dipped in ranch, chipotle, buffalo, honey mustard, or BBQ
No matter how I eat you, you always stay true
Your taste and shape are beyond compare
Even if you give me gas and make me sick
I do pledge my love to you
To find you I would search endlessly
I love how you give little kids greasy hands
Which they wipe on their mothers white pants
It’s fun to see dropped in oil
I know when you emerge you will be golden
Which I do relate to my morning ᴘᴇᴇ
Which does feel oh so great!
It’s great to see you make people fat
Stuffed in between Big Macs
I like it when you tell lies
It’s OK I’m not calorie wise
But it makes me sad
As I take the last bite
Oh wait you are coming up again
It’s so great I get to taste you again
But the man behind the counter
Has just given you away for free
I shall not help the man who is turning blue
He can just choke on you
It’s a crime to not have to pay
We make such a perfect pair
I know the heimlich maneuver
you know how to cut off oxygen supply
See you some day in the big sunny sky
When I have realized you are my demise
Oh cнιcκen mscnugget i love you so,
why do you make my life so mcMiserable,
without you i wouldnt be able to grow!
I dont want a Big mac or french fries or a shake,
i want the think that makes my stomach quake!
Its the cнιcκen mcnugget made from cнιcκen,
the only word that rhymes with cнιcκen is kitchen!
When i go to sleep all i dream about is you,
even when i go to do a poo!
My darling mcnugget it looks like we have to part,
quick run away……I MUST FART!
Ode to the McNugget:
Tender white meat
Composed of God-knows-what
Sitting stoically on my plate
A reminder of simpler times
When America was a world superpower
And the dollar was valuded
When you didn’t have to lock your doors
And McNuggets were made of real meat
Oh, ᑕнιcκen McNugget, you light up our lives
We are lost without you
You are the reason for living
You are the reason for existence
Oh, ᑕнιcκen McNugget you are-ghdahgrrrrr-
Excuse me, I choked on you.
ᑕнιcκen nuggets, yum!
A secret ingredient?
Most likely poison.
Yeah. A haiku. I’ll make a limerick too.
ᑕнιcκen McNuggets are a food well-known.
Much better than all the rest that are grown.
Please pass the ketchup.
It’s so tasty, yup.
Oh snap! What’s this? Hey, I’ve just found a bone!
Old ᑕнιcκen Mcnugget went to Town
Then bought a new basket for his hound
when he got back it was set in his lounge
The neighbours next door though it was brown.
(Do I get 10 points, I did try)
ᑕнιcκen McNugget, so gross and so cold
How the hell did you get so old?
They picked you up behind the stove
From whence you dropped a month ago
Still they served you without hesitation
To an old, wrinkled man, poor from inflation
No one stopped him from eating your meat
Though surely you must’ve tasted like feet
Your plastic-like texture makes him feel rotten
You are a McNugget surely never forgotten.
I’m surprised it was that long…that didn’t take nearly as much effort as I thought it might. Hope you like it. That was fun.
ᑕнιcκen McNuggets i get those ᑕнιcκen McNuggets….. I cant live with out those ᑕнιcκen McNuggets…..They make me soo fat and hungry for some more…..ᑕнιcκen McNuggets..ᑕнιcκen McNuggets