What are some ‘im so fast…’ jokes?

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  • Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.

    But she once tried... so your momma's so fat that when she tried to jump, she got stuck in mid-air.

    Yo momma's so fat that when God said "Let there be light!", he asked her to move aside

    Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat on the street, people try to flag her down and call "TAXI !!!"

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  • I'm so fast that If the roadrunner & sonic the hedhog had casual sex & had a baby & that baby turned out to be the fastest thing anyones ever seen.I would still be able to beat it in a foot race 🙂

  • I'm so fast, I run like the wind. Rofl ,funny right? Hilarious right? Wrong. -__-

  • your so fat....when someone throws a whale at you, you think its a tic tac

    and lol nice try getting ppl to say theyre fat 😛

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