To the tune of American Pie……
A long long time ago, I can still remember…..
How the site use to make me smile..
and I knew if I had my chance,
I could do the Top Contributor Dance,
and maybe people would be happy for a little while—
But then the Purple Plague made me shiver–
and every new glitch Yahoo would deliver–
Bad Trolls on every doorstep,
Then Chinese Bots ran up the steps
I can’t remember if I cried,
when trolls suspended me and my account died.
But something saddened me deep inside,
The day, Yahoo Answers died-
So BYE BYE, All my stalkers who lie ,
Drove the site to destruction and now all our accounts die.
And them Good ol’ trolls taking their Meds with Rye,
Singing THIS will be the day Yahoo finally dies-
Sounds good to me, I’ll screen shot it when you’re done