Whats Your Best SEX Story?

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Question says it.

Try to make it long and detailed.

How old were you?

Was it your first time?

I might put mine up in a little bit : )

  • Fornoob Team’s answer

    well… i have lots but my most recent is one of my favorites.

    it started on a night out for a friends birthday, my flatmate and i got to a bar called vodka revolution. bought a ten stack of vodka shots each, proceeded to drink them whilst chasing them with jack and cokes. safe to say i was smashed.

    got to the club, met an old friend who was no longer a new found religious type. *enter blackout* found myself kissing her on a seat in the club and asked her if she wanted to come home with me. *enter blackout* was in bed naked with her, got it in, about 40 seconds later, apologized, pulled out, ran to toilet in full glory with johnny on and everything, spewed for AGES, went to kitchen, still naked, condom hanging, for a glass of water to find her (dressed) chatting away to my flatmate i got some water told her she’s gonna be rough tomorrow and that there was blood in my sick, passed out on my bed. woke up naked with door open curtains open and condom still on (btw hurts like hell if left on overnight, someone else better back me up on this i cant be the only one).

    get sh*t faced, perform bad sex, make it awkward with a friend, get a brilliant story!

    p.s. its only a good story if you share. secrets are bad

  • John

    Best Sex Stories

  • Anonymous

    I decided to meet a guy off of a sex dating site (come on don’t judge) anyway I met him and we decided to go to his place.He was cute nothing special kind of skinny for my taste but I’m a very horny woman so I figured eh why not? We made out for a really long time which was kind of different for me but I didn’t mind it.Now mind you I’m not particularly attracted to the guy…. **** i don’t even know his last name but when we started to have sex I didn’t want him to stop I literally came like every 5 thrusts! I never even had that happen with **** buddies who made me *** every hook up.I do not know what he did to me but this guy whom I don’t even know,not really too attracted to and has nothing overly special about him to me at least gave me the best sex I’ve ever had and now no one else compares…………

  • John

    I have a few of them but I’d rather not share publicly.

  • John

    My girlfriend pushed me into my pool and jumped in naked. She took of my trunks and started slowly rubbing my penis. You could say we had a good time in that pool haha

  • Miriam

    You know, if you’re gonna ask this, it’d be only fair to tell yours first.

  • John

    I wanted to post this question too this morning

  • kristina

    I’ll share something. Ambulance…and that is all I will share.

  • Daniela Garcia

    didnt u ask this alreaddy??

    and do u really think ppl are gonna share their sex storiess??

    god ur a douche bagg!

  • Freinds-to-love

    I was sixteen years old. My first time. I had no clue what I was getting into with this guy, but I knew I loved him enough to do it. It was about three in the morning, both half drunk, just got back from our date. My parents were in bed and both slept like a rock. Since he was half drunk I wouldn’t let him drive home. We settled down in my living room and were watching tv. I was extremely tired so I laid down. There was only one pillow so I set my head on his chest. We Were half way through “young Frankenstein” (best movie ever and hilarious). I had dozed off for about twenty minutes and when I woke up he was asleep. It was the middle of the night and I’m assuming he was having a dream about me because he was stiff as a board. I saw it and laughed so loud he woke up. He smiled shyly and was obviously self conscious about it. I reassured him it wasn’t the size that made me laugh just the fact that it was there. We stayed awake for a good while and it wouldn’t go down so he decided to “go to the bathroom”. I stopped him say “Why? I’m right here!” he literally tackled me and we made out for like ten minutes. (by the way we are both guys) About this point my step father walked out of his room and we leaped behind the couch as quickly as we could.We waited until he went back to his room. We went right back to making out and cuddling on and off then he started doing more. I wanted to make him stop because I had never done anything like this before but I could barely bring myself to say anything because I was enjoying it too much. After about five minutes of my begging him to stop he finally gave up and asked me what was wrong. I was scared and told him I wasn’t ready, he gave up. After about twenty minutes he asked if I had any idea of when I would be ready. after explaining I had no idea when he suggested he just take the lead. I let him do what he wanted and I had never been so scared before in my life. After he had finished with me he asked if I liked it, all I could say was”what just happened?”. I was in complete shock as I had been technically raped because I really didn’t want to have sex in the first place. Since it was my first time he wanted give me the “full experience”. He was very gentle surprisingly as usually he is very aggressive. That night will stay in my mind forever as my first experience ever and as the most spontaneous sex I have ever had. (sorry its so long I get caught up in writing and I have a very monotonous life so I’m pretty boring, again sorry)

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